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Of course, with him, murder doesn’t seem so easy, despite the number of times he’s attempted it. By sheer virtue of probability and numbers, shouldn’t he have scored a hit by now?

unclefather:

mom: what are you doing on your computer all the time?

me: i’m a hacker

Posted 1 hour ago With 210 notes

Tagged: #lmao

imykins:

Q-Pot Cafe summer special set 😍 Harajuku, Tokyo, Japan

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

Posted 2 hours ago With 283,925 notes

Tagged: #haha

snow-y0:

legit crying.

FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.

@Anonymous

crab-cakes:

thunderstoned:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

IM SC REA MING

i don’t have enough air in my lungs to laugh the way i want to at this.

Posted 4 hours ago With 48,475 notes

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

Posted 4 hours ago With 55,813 notes

Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.

Posted 4 hours ago With 6,184 notes