mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
(via lakwasha)
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
(via lakwasha)
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
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dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
(via lakwasha)
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
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